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The Sokowski phenomenon was developed
by Topeka, Kansas-based Bill Sokowski, who can provide
you with a blue or green swimming pool; he can do either.
And guess what?!! Bill has several younger brothers and sisters, who you will meet along the way.
Let's meet Bill and some of his relatives before we scroll down to the downloadable videos:
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Willmhelm Sokowski is a scissors salesman based out of Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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Bill Sokowski is a swimming pool salesman based out of Topeka, Kansas.
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Wilbur Sokowski is also a scissors salesman based out of Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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Willfork Sokowski works with his brother Williston at the South Dakota branch
of the Sokowski Neurology Association.
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Williston Sokowski also works for the Sokowski Neurology Association, but also travels to Bismarck, North Dakota.
Just for fun. And for the ladies.
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Billiam Sokowski loves to take photographs. See if you can find a photo of yourself!
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Willson Sokowski tries his luck with his brother Willoughby in the Mississippi State Lottery.
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Willoughby Sokowski also lives in Mississippi, and also tries his luck with the state lottery.
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Willy Sokowski is one of the freakier members of the Sokowski family; perhaps he'll try to entertain you in the future.
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Willton Sokowski provides you, and your children, with information about the Birds and the Bees.
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Billings Sokowski works with his brother Willton to teach you about hardcore f**king.
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Willburgh Sokowski works out of Las Cruces, Nevada...keep your eyes out; he'll be with you soon!
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Willock Sokowski has a twin brother, Bill, but he moved out of Topeka to sell musical instruments in Kansas City, Missouri.
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Billford Sokowski also from Kansas City, Missouri, demands that you play music with various instruments.
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Billowski Sokowski enjoys nothing so much, he does nothing to make you a fan of norhing, too.
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Willon Sokowski and his brother Willdhocht, both born in Germany during the Fourth Reich, now is artist in Antarctica.
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Willdhocht Sokowski of similar German ancestry, is also an Antarctic resident. Jeepers are they cold!
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Giuseppe Sokowski suffers from Guioppers ferdiensis, the chronic disease that makes one constantly keep tissues in one's nose.
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Willnot Sokowski, named after his younger brother Willnot (see right), was considered such a loser that he was never allowed to perform in a Sokowski video.
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Billiant Sokowski enjoys many different types of Sokowski brand juices, and even wears a smock in case he spills any juice on himself.
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Willnot Sokowski suffers from Guioppers ferdiensis, the chronic disease that makes one constantly keep tissues in one's nose.
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Brilliant Sokowski and his brother Willdhocht, both born in Germany during the Fourth Reich, now is artist in Antarctica.
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Willspot Sokowski of similar German ancestry, is also an Antarctic resident. Jeepers are they cold!
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Billdo Sokowski suffers from Guioppers ferdiensis, the chronic disease that makes one constantly keep tissues in one's nose.
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8-16-07 Retirement 
All good things must end. And some bad things as well. We'll let you decide which category the following short films fall into. |
8-14-07
C.P.R.! 
Written by Nick Carlisle and Mac Carr Starring Nick Carlisle and Mac Carr Running Time: 6:21 ---------------------- Brilliant, Willnot, and their two Puppies teach new employees the importance of learning C.P.R.  Watch with Windows Media Player |
7-12-07
Juice!! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Billowski Sokowski Running Time: 3:29 ---------------------- Billiant likes Sokowski brand juice so much, he drinks it! Watch with Windows Media Player | |||
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4-23-07
Balls!! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Willburgh Sokowski Running Time: 2:19 ---------------------- Willburgh loves everything about balls, and he wants you to, as well. Watch with Windows Media Player |
3-29-07
Playing Cards! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Giuseppe the Raccoon Running Time: 2:34 ---------------------- Giuseppe, a raccoon who was mysteriously born into the Sokowski family, will teach you about every card game in the universe. Watch with Windows Media Player |
3-21-07
Nothing!! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Billowski Sokowski Running Time: 3:29 ---------------------- Billowski helps you discover...nothing. Nothing at all. Watch with Windows Media Player |
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3-21-07
Art!! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Willon and Willdhocht Sokowski Running Time: 3:29 ---------------------- Willon and Willdhocht, both born in Germany, are acclaimed artists, and want to share their work with you. Watch with Windows Media Player |
3-15-07
Music!! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Willock and Billford Sokowski Running Time: 3:16 ---------------------- Willock and Billford are here to teach your elementary school class all about how to make beautiful music! Watch with Windows Media Player |
3-3-07
Tube Socks!!! 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Starring Willy Sokowski Running Time: 2:30 ---------------------- Willy reminds everyone about the pleasures, and pain, of staying warm by wearing tube socks. Watch with Windows Media Player |
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3-9-07
Birds & Bees!! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Willton and Billings Sokowski Running Time: 3:29 ---------------------- Willton and Billings teach you about the birds and the bees! Watch with Windows Media Player |
3-1-07
The Lottery!! 
Written/Directed by Nick CarlisleStarring Willson and Willoughby Sokowski Running Time: 3:29 ---------------------- Willson and Willoughby discuss the Mississippi Lottery! Watch with Windows Media Player |
2-18-07
The Camera!!! 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Starring Billiam Sokowski Running Time: 2:07 ---------------------- Billiam informs everyone about how to use a camera, and who knows? He might just take a photo of YOU! Watch with Windows Media Player |
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2-13-07
The Brain! 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Starring Wilfork and Williston Sokowski Running Time: 3:24 ---------------------- Williston and Wilfork teach everything about the right and left side of the brain. Watch with Windows Media Player |
2-6-07
Scissors! 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Starring Willmhelm and Wilbur Sokowski Running Time: 3:28 ---------------------- Willmhelm and Wilbur, scissors salesmen, warn you of the dangers of sharp objects. Watch with Windows Media Player |
7-1-06
Holes!! 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Starring Bill Sokowski Running Time: 2:27 ---------------------- Once again, Topeka, Kansas pool salemsan Bill Sokowski takes the mainstage as he teaches you about holes. Watch with Windows Media Player |
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6-2-06
Jesus Saves! 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Starring Bill Sokowski Running Time: 2:39 ---------------------- Topeka, Kansas pool salemsan Bill Sokowski teaches you how to save, just as Jesus did. Watch with Windows Media Player |
5-15-06 Emergency! 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Starring Bill Sokowski Running Time: 2:53 ---------------------- Pool salesman Bill Sokowski outlines several options as to how to react in an emergency. |
3-27-06
Sokowski Pools 
Written/Directed by Nick Carlisle Inspiration by Sekshun Cheeph Running Time: 2:04 ---------------------- The one that started it all: a poorly-made advertisement for Sokowski-brand swimming pools. Bill Sokowski offers his own opinion as to why you should go with a Sokowski pool. |