May 2006
Sosna Pohn

Sosna, the Pohn family cat, exhibits true Pohn behavior as she sits inside a dryer that's about to be turned on.
April 2005
Grandma Pohn

Grandma is so popular, she won POTM again!

Listen to her
voicemail message here.
March 2006
DeShondra Pohn

Deshondra is so happy! And yummy.
February 2006
M.C. Pohn

M.C. is in the hiz-ouse! When he was born, his parents gave him his real name: "Marshall Matters." After it was too late, they realized that 'Matters' did not start with a C. And that he didn't really matter.
January 2006
Ducky Pohn

Ducky (in the hands of this chick) enjoys common phrases such as
"that tickles!" and "that's a coke!" Ducky also likes freaking out local college students by saying words like 'Robotussin' and 'You're Next.'
December 2005
Clinkenberry Pohn

Clinkenberry wows the ladies
with his sexy eyes and his
naturally blond hair.
November 2005
Crimbles Pohn

Crimbles, a blind, mute, deaf and
non-existent member of society would really love to someday
see, speak, hear, and be.
October 2005
Urgent Pohn

Urgent really needs to go to
the bathroom. Like, really bad.

All the time.
September 2005
Tequila Pohn

Tequila likes beer and women. But he can't find women, so he settles for beer. And pictures of women.
August 2005
Grandma Pohn

Grandma likes flowers, and also calling her grandchildren to thank them for flowers.

Don't believe us? Listen to her
voicemail message here.
July 2005
Moody Pohn

Taking inspiration from a New Hampshire man, Moody enjoys waiting in outhouse toilets for lots of fun gifts being sent his way. See where Moody got his idea here!