Walter: Help!   Ishmael: We're stuck in a newspaper       vending kiosk!   Walter: Yeah!	Mopitus: Oh, no! My friends Walter and       Ishmael are inside this newspaper       vending kiosk!
Mopitus: I've got the solution to this       conundrum!	Mopitus: Let me just insert a few       quarters...or maybe even half a       Sacajewea coin!
Mopitus: ...and...open sesame...	Mopitus: Excellent! A fresh newspaper       hot off the press!
Mopitus: Oooh, look! Herb Vickinson lost       the election!	Walter: Phew! It was getting crowded in       here with that newspaper.   Ishmael: Yeah! Who was that asshole       who took it, anyway?!

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