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ALERT!!!
As of February 15, 2005, Ballanger's Bed is no more.
The famed bed was moved out of New Contookook, taking with it thousands, if not hundreds, of memories. Would that Ballanger's Bed remain in our hearts forever. Thanks for the memories!
Enjoy these photos as a reminder of all who made Ballanger's Bed their home...if not for just a few seconds.
Newest Photos at Bottom (scroll down)



Hidari McGee


Three Lovely Ladies...


Fu Sobe


W. Upton Downs


Polly Ollyop


Lawrence St. Laurence


Biff-Donn Walker


Teemp Dakanott


Belivida Phaereday and No-namette Watkins


Ishmael Loomis


J-Shu and "Mother" Faulkner


Left and Right


Izzy Stradlin' and Dubble Schmerniculous


Wilkh "makes the moves" on Gurgo Flog


Mr. Feeeld and Mr. Crump


Ikiki Dland


Wilkh Brentt


Sekshun Cheeph


Gla Alhalla and Sdeltra Veaoilephant


Tess-Yvonne Wywoda


Bianbi "___" Beiyanbei


Splatt Jones


Sekshun Cheeph and Mr. Crump...after hours


Lord "Not a Real Boat" Baltimore


Miss LonelyHearts


Mrs. Arnie Palmer


Ballanger's Head!


Lots of People.


Ballanger's Lamp.


Terror Kitty!


Sueky Bartelemes, and a candle.


Sueky Bartelemes and a candle,
through Night Vision Goggles!!!


Old ground meat.


Dore and Beebers shake on a historic accord.


Tess-Yvonne Wywoda, acting as a hobo
would in Ballanger's bed.


Yeggo Pradicaphond and Jay-Z clutching a rose.


The Party People of Hamilton-Wenham!!!!


Miss Fradta Pohn and her lover
SkyFridge after a hot session.


Miss Fradta Pohn and SkyFridge, after
an even hotter session.


Three ladies and some household appliances.


Prelisca Hottendont with New Contookookopoly.


Llewella Gones all wrapped up for Christmas.


Shayla DeMoan doesn't like the fumes
of Ballanger's Bed!


Ijogah Veighme makes Ballanger's Bed
into her own prison.


Somebody (that's her real name!) thinks she's
at a Celtics game.


Mame Figgles met her new lover in Ballanger's bed.


Shaniqua Smythe with a Mother Mary curtain.


An unidentified gentleman poses seductively
behind Ballanger's cardboard head.


B. Mac shows the Come bet in craps!


Ibber Czevsky looks for a good place to take a shit


Lloyd Killsmeggler caresses Castle Grayskull.


Cabriolette Applecrest, a bottle of Disaronno, and a lit match.


Mama Crump and Sista Crump blame it on the rain.


Nick Carlisle finally makes an appearance.


Ibber Sosna looks for Ibber Czevsky's shit.


Thierry St. James poses in Ballanger's Bed
during a burlesque moment
in the short film The Secret Handshake.


The proverbial photographer gets his credit.


DeShauna DeBergensbrg.


Nick and Sekshun make the moves
on a map of the T.


Nick and Mac relax after an intense
lovemaking session with the map of the T.


No one!! No one is in Ballanger's Bed!!


The empty space where Ballanger's Bed used to be...

-The End-