Join the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Just like these unfortunate souls:




Name: RedEye WindPant
Occupation: Student-at-arms





Name: Fenton Gallup
Occupation: Cow Whisperer





Name: Sung Tune
Occupation: Ear Piercee





Name: Lella Moonworth
Photo: Circa 1932





Name: Crell Wayle
Occupation: Coffee Stain Removement Engineer





Name: Mack Carlyle
Occupation: Tired





Name: Laine Placker
Occupation: Concert Attendee





Name: Darren LaChance
Occupation: Concerned Parent