Dr. Winnelsmith's Movie-Time Throat De-Kernelizer


Starring:
Roderick: Mopitus Adjessant
Kent: Walter Stemple


Right: A desperate Roderick looks all over
for some Throat De-kernelizer

Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Engineered by:
Walter Stemple

Music:
Walter Stemple (percussion)
Mopitus Adjessant (bass)

Copyright 2001, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 1.60MB | The Outtakes 1.07MB | Mopitus' Reflections
Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Kent

Full Name: H. Kentwell Blogg
Occupation: Assembly Line Clerk
Favorite Flavor Throat
      De-kernelizer: Soy Pork
Hero: Large Roast Beef Deluxe,
      Hold the Onions
Favorite Element: Iridium
Butter on Popcorn?: Shit Yeah!
      Pump it, baby!
Senior Quote: "*hack! hack!*"


Check out Dr. Winnelsmith's De-kernelizer Pictography:



Leviathan Leviticus
Meet Col. Leviathan Leviticus
 "Hello, folks! I'm Colonel Leviathan Leviticus, the lovable, wuvvable Throat Fork!

"You can't see my four prongs because they're behind my head, but if I turned around, you'd see them! But I'm not going to turn around.

"If you could see the four prongs, though, you'd see that they are ideal for scraping away unwanted popcornage! Dr. Winnelsmith's 'Expert Prong Engineering Experts' have used millions of taxpayer money to develop a groundbreaking new scrapage system.

"So leave the scraping to me, folks! Or, as we say, 'Get rid of the Kernel with the Colonel!*'"

*We don't actually say that. He does. Only him.