Visionene


Starring:
Voice Over: Victor Arious
Cefalo: Mopitus Adjessant
Kelbert: Walter Stemple
Old Man 1: Victor Arious
Old Man 2: Mopitus Adjessant
Trippy: Victor Arious
Jerry II: Walter Stemple
Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Engineered by:
Mopitus Adjessant
Walter Stemple

Music:
Phish -- Mike's Song (live)

Copyright 2001, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
Ad #1 0.91MB | Ad #2 2.77MB | Ad #3 0.59MB
CLASSIC: The Original Skit 1.01MB | The Outtakes 2.77MB
Mopitus' Reflections | Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Jerry II

Real Name: Jerry II
Occupation: None
Favorite Snack Food: Veggie
      Cheetos
Hero: That Grateful Dead Guy
On: Acid
Favorite Element: Lead
Senior Quote: "I speak
    Wingdings!



How does Visionene® work?!

1)Visionene is applied to red eye surface.
2)Iris closes, allowing only Visionene's positive ions.
3)Eye's lens, or "filter," filters out Visionene's essential oils, such as jojoba and rose hips.
4)Visionene's active ingredients and multi-vitamins dance across the eye's vitreous fluid, taking time to pose for pictures.
5)Optic Nerve reacts negatively to Visionene, sending blurry visions to an already-impaired brain.
6)Receptor, inceptor, and decepticon cells send messages to anterior eye points.
7)White areas of eye turn white again and discuss the effects of racism on society. Rejoicement ensues.

Find Visionene® in your supermarket's Cheetos aisle!