The War on Swears


Starring:
P.S.A. Announcer: Mopitus Adjessant
Voiceover: Walter Stemple
Victim 1: Mopitus Adjessant
Victim 2: Wilkh Brentt
Victim 3: Sekshun Cheeph


Right: Teenagers experimenting with the
dangerous and addictive "Finger."
Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Engineered by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Music:
Guns N' Roses -- Mr. Brownstone
used without permission

Copyright 2003, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 2.39MB | The Outtakes 1.12MB | Mopitus' Reflections
Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

P.S.A. Announcer

Real Name: Luis Prandt-Darrell
Real Occupation: Male
      Stewardess
Most Mis-used Quote: "The
      following is a public-service
      announcement."


Some Common Gateway Swears:
Parents: Use this guide to make sure your children aren't on the Devil's track.
Kids: Please, please don't read the following words.


Assballs
Cocknuts
Fucknog
Asshole Moustache
Bunkyligger
Mother Faulkner
Slutpiss
Titillated
Dickweed
Gee Willakers!
Assnuts
Trunk-Butt
Tibber Tibb
Aswan High Damn
Heavy Petting
Man-whore
Christ in a Mart Cart
Brian Annis


Parents: Be-extra-ware of finding these words in the evil world of T. Bob Tubb.
Kids: Seriously, please don't read the preceding words.