Soil and Green Show Promo


Starring:
Fork, Host of Show: Walter Stemple
Non-listeners: Members of the
UMaine Community

Right: The hi-tech facilities of WMEB

Written by:
Walter Stemple

Engineered by:
Walter Stemple

Copyright 2001, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 1.13MB | Mopitus' Reflections | Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Fork

Real Name: Fork T.S. Raspberry
Occupation: Professor, The
      Raspberry Institute for
      Advanced Granolative Studies
Other Occupation: Friend and
      Lover
Favorite Worb to Say on the
      Air: 'Gesselshaft'
Vacation Dream: a trip for one
      to Goober Island
Rec-bev of Choice: Lotus Juice
Swims in: Rivers
Hangout: The Gomes Closet
Pays: "The Big Bucks"
Needs: A 555-timer
Favorite WMEB Personality:
      Darius O'Willington
French Phrase Used Most
      Often: Boulot Metro Dodo
Senior Quote: "Le mec a vu le
      gayard."


Inside WMEB: the other disc jockeys
Names: Willis F. and Quince J. Gemys
Show: 'The Happy-Time KoolMan Half-Hour'

"Our show, which runs bi-daily at ten past midnight during evey other month starting with the letter J, explores today's greatest rock and roll hits, including Argent, Judy Collins, and the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

We like the Soil & Green Show a lot! It's crazy, just like we tend to be sometimes, and it definitely doesn't follow the traditional boundaries, also like us. For instance, one time Willis said the word 'uterus' on the air. I thought someone was going to call in with an outrageous complaint, but no one did."

Name: Clint Jeremy
Show: 'Hooks n' Holes: The Ice Fishin'
     Show'

"I know the listeners of WMEB, and they like hearin' 'bout the things I say. Sometimes I even pretend I'm broadcasting live from Lake Mattatoskettetonkee, but I'm really not. I'm actually right here in the studio.

The Soil & Green Show is alright, but I keep suggesting to that Fork gentleman that he should emphasize fishin' safety a bit more. Not that anyone listens to his show. They're all too busy listenin' to mine! Heh, heh...uhh...even though they air at different times..."
Name: Malcolome O'Willington
Show: 'The Malcolome O'Willington Show'

"My show is my favorite! I like to talk about lots of things and play some music. I also like to just talk about lots of things without playing music. I just got this new cravat, and I like to wear it around my neck while I talk on the air. It makes me feel like my voice has both support and decoration.

I'll tell you, this Soil show is run by youngsters, and youngsters are all out of control. For instance, young girls today run around with skimpy, round glasses that don't leave much of the eyelid to the imagination."
Name: Harlan Ryder
Show: 'You Talkin' to Me?'

"Unlike my fellow disc jockeys -- more like 'dick jockstraps' -- I vent my rage to all those muthafuckas out there in greater Orono.

Think you got the goods? Bullshit! You ain't got shit! You off there runnin' your muthafuckin' mouth, and I off here sittin' here thinkin: 'shit!'

I looooove the Soil & Green Show! It's my favorite!"