Psychic Acquaintances


Starring:
Voice Over: Mopitus Adjessant
Psychic 1: Walter Stemple
Caller 1: Mopitus Adjessant
Psychic 2: Mopitus Adjessant
Caller 2: Walter Stemple
Psychic 3: Walter Stemple
Caller 3: Mopitus Adjessant
Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Engineered by:
Walter Stemple

Music:
Esquivel (song unknown)
used without permission
Percy Hill -- Jasper
used without permission

Copyright 2001, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 2.43MB | The Complaint-Friendly Version 1.65MB
Mopitus' Reflections | Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Mizz Cloya

Real Name: Psychic 3
Occupation: Bad News Breaker
Holding in Hand: Lint Remover
Hero: Johnnie Walker (the Scotch,
      not the terrorist)
Favorite Book: Burning Witches
      In Salem, NH
Preferred Eatery and Wedding
    Reception Area: Hilltop
        Steakhouse (Saugus, MA)
Least Favorite Holiday: Men in
       the Workplace Appreciation Day
Record Time in the Kessel Run:
       17 Parsecs
Most Called-From Location:
       Trinidad (not Tobago)
Origin of Most of her Garb:
       Chuck E. Cheese
Favorite Edible Ingredient:
       Animal Digest
Magazine She Wished Existed:
       'Animal Digest'
Most-used Verb: Jwibble
Senior Quote: "Man who stand on
      toilet is high on pot.
      Man who inject hypodermic
      needle filled with heroin into arm
      is high on heroin."


How does tarot work?
 Here are some common tarot cards and what they mean:

The Broken Ping-Pong Table Card
Drawing this card will bring about random flesh wounds during an important meeting. This card works especially well with Sagitarrius Sleep Apnea sufferers, and may bring about a new daughter or uncle.

The Dismembered Corpse Card
This card suggests a gaping hole in a major organ in your body. When drawn in conjunction with the Striped Woob card, you can expect new love to blossom in the workplace early next week!


The Talking-With-Your-
Mouth-Full Card
This card means someone is attracted to you! Better not also draw the Outrageous Complaint card, or you might win a four-night cruise with Bob Saget!

The French Thief Card
Catholic Priesthood is your future occupation. Let's hope you also draw the Broken Ping-Pong Table card, or else you'll have nowhere to play Catholic Table Tennis.