Polymeow


Starring:
Honey: Mopitus Adjessant
Darling: Mrs. Savides
Mysterious Gentleman: W. Upton Downs
Cat Noises: Generic CD Sound Effect

Right: W. Upton Downs smiles for the Camera

Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Engineered by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Music:
Hank Jones -- Blue Monk
Used without permission

Copyright 2002, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 2.13MB | The Outtakes 0.77MB | Mopitus' Reflections
Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Darling and Honey

Real Names: Diego San HiWay
      and Grackle Hoddamo
Occupations: Husband and Wife
Turn-ons: Asphalt, T-Shirts with
     Hundred-Dollar Bills printed
     on them
Hero: Dr. Allan Pearl, DMD
Favorite Breakfast Meat: Liver
     Links
Beverage of Choice: Anything
     recreational. In other words, a
     rec-bev.
Senior Quote: "Honey, I think
     Fluffy's watching us make
     whoopie."


What is PolyMeow?
Polymeow is a cutting-edge Multi-Blend® Polymer© designed to improve the appearance of your mangy, scraggly feline.

In a matter of minutes and many, many scratches, you can transform your cat or kitten into an attractive member of society. Polymeow uses the latest technology to make your cat or kitten be proud of his or her smile! Blow up his or her self esteem balloon with Polymeow: The Denture Cats Ask For By Name!

Before
After

Ask your feline orthodontist for Polymeow today!