Ooey Gooey Brand-Aids


Starring:
Voice Over: Walter Stemple
Frustrated Customer: Mopitus Adjessant
Disgruntled Vet: Walter Stemple
Written by:
Walter Stemple

Engineered by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Copyright 2002, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 2.04MB | The Outtakes 1.01MB | Mopitus' Reflections
Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Disgruntled Vet

Real Name: Shepwell Abbott
Occupation: Veteran
Was at: Hung Phar Lo
Doesn't Use: Ooey Gooey
      Brand-Aids
Got: Spit On
Hero before 1964: William
      Westmoreland
Hero after 1964: Erwin Rommel
Lives In: a Trailer
Favorite Book: The Microwave
      Cookbook
Senior Quote: "You bunch of
     sissy Sallies!"


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Ashtray Thumb
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