Lapdance


Starring:
Announcer: Mopitus Adjessant
Cries of Pain: Mopitus Adjessant
Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Engineered by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Music:
Bela Fleck -- Shubbee's Doobie
Used without permission

Copyright 2001, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 1.41MB | Mopitus' Reflections | Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Guy Who Gets His
Balls Stepped On

Real Name: Serge LeMec
Occupation: Mechanicien
Nationality: Luxembourgeoisie
Seated During Lapdance: Row
     1, Seat 7
Cheverismo: Grattelsprundt
Most Revealing Costume: A
      Pantsuit Made Entirely out of
      Bobby Pins
Senior Quote: "Pathos for the
      Proletariat, Spelling Lessons
      for the Luxembourgeoisie"


The Lap-Dance Moves:

LapChaCha
LapRhumba
LapMoonwalk


What do the "critics" say about Lapdance?

"I was trampled with excitement and feet!"
-Prell Warrent (DailyWeek)

"Nut crushers! Nut crushers!"
-Bill and Dave Day Camp

"I'm really more of a medic than a critic"
-Dr. Trumpus Tett, M.D.