"Don't bother me! I'm busy! Go away!"

"Ahhh, yes! We here in Upstate New York, while we wish we were back in Olde Italia, love to hear about this American thing called 'Safety!' Or, as we say in Italian, "Bruschetta!"
...or...something like that."

"I must say, the safety of other passengers doesn't really matter when the safety of yourself is concerned. Once, I was watching one of those safety videos and they were trying to get me all concerned with the safety of babies, and I just have to say, let the babies worry about their own safety!"

"I'm just a safety buff."

"Yeah, I just wanted to add one more thing: you know how I was talking about the safety of babies? Well, I also hate it when the safety video tells us to be concerned about the safety of others! Can't others concern themselves with their own safety?"

"As an employee of Lancelot Airways Airlines Limited, Ltd., I have a duty to enforce the safety rules as laid out by the safety video we play at the beginning of each flight, and by our safety demonstration we, as stewardesses, perform at the beginning of each flight in conjunction with the safety video. Otherwise we get fired."

"Fuck yeah, bee-yatch! Safety in the muthafuckin' house! That safety video wuz bettah than the Tommy Lee video! I learnt 'bout safety of others as well as the safety of babies! Wait...do they even mention babies in the safety video?"