"Definitely because of the Safety Video. It concerns not only the safety of me, but also the safety of others. I love how they make something boring like safety into something fun for the safety of the whole family. I feel so safe when I fly Lancelot Airways!"

"The stewardesses and male stewardesses are fun to talk about and to, especially because they only talk about safety. I like sitting in the emergency safety row so I can stretch out my legs, and so I can concern myself about the safety of myself as well as the safety of my whores, but also so I can manage the safety of my whores and the safety of the other passengers should there be an emergency."

"I like the free peanuts."