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 Character Profile: Lampwick
Real Name: Mr Lampwick
Wickford
Other Real Name: Boffin Smarm
Occupation: Jehovah's Witness
Disguise: Buddha Supporter
Cheered on by: Almost Everyone
Favorite Book: The History of
Leavened Bread
Most Notable Theatrical
Performance: Joseph and the
Amazing Technicolor Raincoat
(Mary)
Senior Quote: "Thanks, guys!"
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Mark your calendars!
Nat'l Raincoat Awareness Day
8-13-02
Above: Jesus in search of
leavened bread |
Thank you...
...for your patronage. The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, headed by Special Agent Marshall Johnson,wishes you a comfy stay
in the land of bribes and law "enforcement."
Love, Ted and Virginia-Marie |
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A note from J.W.P.P. President Marshall Johnson:
"First of all, I'd like to thank Lampwick, as well as countless others, such as Raoula
and Lampwick, for their groundbreaking
journey into the the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program...
or, as we like to call it, the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
Joining is not an easy task to perform. But it's quite worth it. Benefits to membership include a shiny new nametag, a new-and-improved religion, and a searchable public internet database containing the names and addresses of all members!
So go ahead and take the plunge! Join now.
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