Elegance to Go


Starring:
Chetwood Woodfield III: Mopitus Adjessant
Dowager: Mopitus Adjessant
Drive Thru Attendant: Mopitus Adjessant
Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Engineered by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Music:
by Leonard Bernstein
used without permission

Copyright 2001, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 2.06MB | Giles' Reflections 0.06MB | Mopitus' Reflections
Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Chetwood Woodfield III

Real Name: Chetwood Field, Jr.
Occupation: Money Owner
Favorite Meal: Calamari Balls
Currency: Yen, "Dollars," and
      the Internet
Religion: Church
Shirt: Starched
Senior Quote: "Nigel, fetch us
      some Condensed Shrimp Loaf!"

Above:A view inside the drive-thru window at our Hyannisport franchise.
Vincent St. Hontwontiny's "To-Go" Menu:
The Hyper-Value Meals


#1 Hyper-Value Meal
  • Charbroiled Sizzling Caviar Sticks
  • Baby Veal Feet in a Sherry/Dijonaise Glaze
  • Calamari-Filled Yeast Rolls

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    #2 Hyper-Value Meal
  • 5-Piece Pickled Haddock Flakes
  • Shredded CabbageSlaw Salad
  • Medium 1929 Vintage Elynn Hylls Water Juice


    • #4 Hyper-Value Meal
  • Sliced Robin Egg Souffle
  • Mignon Runoff Cola
  • Large Lobster Mash Pie Sprinkled with Grated Key Lime Cheese


    • #9 Hyper-Value Meal
  • Brocolli Quiche-Dipped Whipped Egg White Beverage
  • Glass
  • Straw