DeVry Dreams


Starring:
Voice Over: Mopitus Adjessant
Coach: Sekshun Cheeph
Gerry Hightwaller: Sekshun Cheeph
Alfred Siha: Sekshun Cheeph

Right: DeVry star point guard Clarence B. Millton
Written by:
Mopitus Adjessant
with help from Sekshun Cheeph

Engineered by:
Mopitus Adjessant

Music:
Rolf's Rundrum -- Inspiratiathon

Copyright 2001, T. Bob Tubb
Downloads:
The Skit 2.48MB | The Outtakes 1.36MB | Inspiratiathon-The Song 0.47MB
Mopitus' Reflections | Walter's Reflections
Character Profile:

Gerry Haightwaller

Real Name: Jimmy Ray Lynch
Occupation: Correspondence
     Student
Major: Snowmobilin'
Minor: Minors
Sketch Factor: His Show on the
      Fox News Channel
Last Laundry: The last time he
      shaved.
Senior Quote: "How lush and
      lusty the grass looks! How
      green!"


The Correspondence Final Four
So DeVry may not reach the REAL NCAA Final Four any time soon. No problem! Here's a possible set of brackets for the other Final Four for next year:

A Sampling of some DeVry Students
Gunnard Baroni
Nintendo Studies
Sara Dvjdyvdovyk
Tank Maintenance
Spaulding Pek-Lobb
Swiss-Bus Driver
Dale "P.J." Laggie
Bong Engineering