The Ultimate Language Barrier


Lella Moonworth
Heggerty Graves
Vreck Derman





A T. Bob Tubb Original

Photos by
     Polly Ollyop


Directed by
     Mopitus Adjessant


Starring
     Lella Moonworth
       as the Desk Attendant
     Mopitus Adjessant
       as Heggerty Graves
     Pronnie Harris
       as Vreck Derman

Lella: *write, write, scribble*
Lella: Good day to you, sir! May I help you?


Vreck: Excuse me, ma'am, I
  have to use the restroom

Lella: I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand what
      you're saying...


Vreck (angrily): Listen! I really
   need to use the
   restroom! Now!!


Lella: Sir, if you don't settle down, I'm
      going to have to call security!
Heggerty: Excuse me, I speak Wingdings!
      Perhaps I can be of some help.

Heggerty: Good day to you,
  sir! May I help you?



Vreck: I just have to use the
  restroom


Heggerty: He says he needs to use the
      restroom.
Lella: Oh, okay. That way, sir!
Vreck: No, I don't want to
  know where it is, I just
  wanted to say that I
  have to use the restroom



Heggerty: Oh. He says he doesn't want to
      know where the restroom is, he just
      wanted to let you know that he needed
      to use it.

Vreck: Thanks a lot!

Heggerty: You're welcome!

Where Are They Now?

Lella Moonworth:
Limp Biskit Concert
Heggerty Graves:
Stranger's Couch
Vreck Derman:
The Front Desk