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Tim: Help!
Ishmael: We're stuck in a newspaper vending kiosk!
Tim: Yeah! |
Nick: Oh, no! My friends Walter and Ishmael are inside this newspaper vending kiosk!
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Nick: I've got the solution to this conundrum!
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Nick: Let me just insert a few quarters...or maybe even half a Sacajewea coin!
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Nick: ...and...open sesame...
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Nick: Excellent! A fresh newspaper hot off the press!
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Nick: Oooh, look! Herb Vickinson lost the election!
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Tim: Phew! It was getting crowded in here with that newspaper.
Ishmael: Yeah! Who was that asshole who took it, anyway?! |