Some Road Signs We'd Like to See...


Submitted by
     Oppenheim Gennett

Written by
     Oppenheim Gennett
-Speed Monitored by Swedish Bikini Team-

-Slippery When Icy-

-N.J. State Scenic Lookout Ahead-

-Chevy Cavalier Breakdown Lane-

-Increased Speed Zone-

-Construction Next 17 Months-

-Get Off the Phone, Jerkoff-

-Donut-eating Pig Ahead-

-Pull Over and Drop Trow-

-Old Ladies Use Hazard Lights Above 8 M.P.H.-

-Construction Flagman Ahead-