What's On Our Front Lawn?


Submitted by
     Boffin Smarm

Written by
     Boffin Smarm
-Cigarette butts

-Chevy Cavalier

-Washer/Dryer combo

-A grave

-Dog logs

-A petting zoo

-WalMart

-Land mines

-Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again

-Hole to China

-The BatMobile, and the BatRotoTiller

-Upside-down vehicle

-Bloody guy knocking on door

-Anything rusty

-Toilet

-Burning cross and 7 trick-or-treaters in ghost costumes

-Shotgun shells

-"Vote Mondale '84" sign