Good Things to Say to the Pharmacist When You're Buying Condoms: | ||
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"I'm making water balloons."
"They're not for me, they're for my penis." "So, are these re-usable?" "Can you help me with these?" "Do these come in Maximum-Relief?" "Do you need to see ID or something?" "What's the age of consent in this state?" "Where's the nearest animal shelter?" "So, when do you get off work? "What's your return policy?" "Do you want a ride in my Cavalier?" | |
