Some Things We Know About Canada:


Submitted by
     Boffin Smarm

Written by
     Boffin Smarm
     Wayne Schontz
     Tommy Bahama
-Soon it will be the 51st state.

-It's OK to feed the bears.

-18+...'nuff said.

-They have two provinces: Ontario and Greenland.

-Home of the Saskatchewatch.

-It's a suburb of Alaska.

-Now with running water!

-The capital is either Toronto, Vancouver, or Medicine Hat.

-It's bigger than Rhode Island.

-State Bird: The Chevy Cavalier.

-The last great communist threat.

-What's with the cops on horses?

-The loser of the presidential election gets Canada as a consolation prize.